Lawyers can only dream of taking this case and then preparing the answer. See the link below for a great read and very creative lawyering. Kudos!
South Butt’s Answer to North Face’s Complaint.
Lawyers can only dream of taking this case and then preparing the answer. See the link below for a great read and very creative lawyering. Kudos!
South Butt’s Answer to North Face’s Complaint.
One of the things about being an estate planning attorney is that when there is a joke circulating involving our practice, it can be both funny and sobering at the same time.
Here is a joke that was sent to me twice last week:
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and [...]
The newspaper obituary operator received a phone call.
The elderly woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?"
"Five dollars per word, ma’am," came the response.
"Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?"
"Yes, ma’am."
"Okay, write this: ‘Bill died.’ "
"I’m sorry, ma’am, I forgot to tell you there’s a five-word minimum."
"Hmmph," came [...]
From a page a day joke calendar for Lawyers:
July 13, 2007
"Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard of that, sir? Well, neither have I. I’m going to have it put on coffee mugs."
[...]
"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time
of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions
such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in
my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from
the [...]